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The National Exasperater's top 10 Scary and Supernatural People, Places and Things1. Loch Ness Monster 2. El Chupacabra 3. Roswell, New Mexico 4. Santa Cat 5. Bennifer 6. The Office Refrigerator 7. The Amazing 7-headed snake that graduated from Harvard Medical School. 8. The It's a Small World "amusement" ride at Disneyland. 9. Big Foot 10. National Exasperater Headquarters. |
The Battle of the CenturySaturday, visitors to the bonny shores of Loch Ness witnessed the incredible, but true, battle of two legends: the Loch Ness Monster and Big Foot. The shocking scene, captured in an artist's rendering to the right, lasted for several hours with no clear victor. After the ripples subsided, Nessie had drifted back into the mystery of the Loch, while Mr. Foot had dissappeared into the woods. Some witnesses claim to have overheard Mr. Foot demanding money that Nessie apparently owed him. But others feel that jealousy over Nessie's larger fan base among National Exasperater readers may be to blame. When National Exasperater caught up with Mr. Foot later in the woods, he had no comment. Nessie's agent did not return our call. |
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