Virgo

Stay away from shellfish. And certainly don't try to culivate your own oysters. That would only spell trouble.

Virgo-a-go-go! This is your month, baby, so make the best of it. You'll be on cloud nine and in seventh heaven as love, jobs, and alien abduction all converge. That bull headed Taurus you know will need some TLC.

It's time to strip away some of those worldly posessions. Clean out that over-crowded closet and give your old clothing to the local church. While, you're at it, think about lining it with tin foil (the closet, not the church.) We all need a quiet place to escape the voices from outer space.