Scorpio

Remember to listen when the wind howls.

The sting in your tail is no match for the dog days of summer. You are going to get into big trouble at work, and no doubt your love life is in a tailspin. Keep quiet, and bring roses!

This would be a good month to stay in and catch up on your reading. We recommend Aliens control the government, and Saskwatch: Friend, Foe, or Flea Bag? Don't worry too much however, next year will be much kinder to you.